{"product_id":"june-2026-act-4-ascend-print","title":"June 2026 \"Act 4 - Ascend\" Print","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"JOHN: i just saw my house from below. what gives? why did the gate take me down here?\u003cbr\u003eNANNA: All the gates do, John. To ascend, each time you must first descend!\u003cbr\u003eJOHN: huh. alright. so i guess i scramble around down here until... uh, until what?\u003cbr\u003eNANNA: Until you find the next gate. It is hidden somewhere in the Land.\u003cbr\u003eJOHN: ok, so i get to that gate and go in. then what? where does it take me? uh... further up maybe? but i haven't even built that high yet.\u003cbr\u003eNANNA: So you see why you had to build in the first place, John? You must have a little faith in your dear old nanna!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIllustrated by \u003ca target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" class=\"nml__editor__content__link\" href=\"https:\/\/hurlyburlytopsyturvy.tumblr.com\/\"\u003eHurlyburlytopsyturvy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Artelo","offers":[{"title":"Glossy Poster \/ 12\"x9\"","offer_id":67647729467635,"sku":"3fj1poqqp9l-s1p-9x12-unf-gs","price":15.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Matte Poster \/ 12\"x9\"","offer_id":67647729500403,"sku":"3fj1poqqp9l-s1p-9x12-unf-mp","price":15.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Semi Gloss Poster \/ 12\"x9\"","offer_id":67647729533171,"sku":"3fj1poqqp9l-s1p-9x12-unf-sp","price":15.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/7010\/6867\/files\/f991a3e6-c761-4849-a21a-0ddfebc3fbc4.preview.lg.jpg?v=1791223337","url":"https:\/\/shop.fruityrumpus.com\/products\/june-2026-act-4-ascend-print","provider":"Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}